Aarvi Writings

Hey! If you are someone with those typical ‘XY’ chromosomes & if you always have this never-ending, urge to satisfy yourself, which sadly, you cannot do on your own, then this little piece of advice is for you! Yes, you are adult enough to have proper ways to get your urge satisfied but that would probably cost you money, wouldn’t it? So I have this simple, easy and sober trick for you! Pack your bags and just rush to India. Now you are probably thinking why I said that...I have reasons. Dress up like a saint. Tell people you are least interested in women. Make people believe in the shittiest of your philosophies and then bam! You will be having followers. Followers who would cross any limits blindly for you. Instagram followers is now a yesterday thing. People should find followers who could burn cities for them. Get yourself satisfied by the females who respect you as devotees respect God. Moreover, worry not the judicial system would take years to convict you even

The following is the conversation between gajanan deva and his mother before he was all about to embark on his mini vacation to earth. Ganpati Baapa: aai kuthe aahes tu? tula mahity na mi challo aahe pruthvi var.... lavkar ye...mala nighaycha aahee. Parvati Maa: arrey ganya ajun doon divas aahe baba tula pruthvi var janya saathi.. tula tya aadhi khup taiyari karaychi aahe ani lokan na pan tuzya rahaychi va jevanachi soy karaychi aahe.. Ganpati Baapa: aai, mala aaturtene pruthivivar jaycha aahe..majhe mitra, tyanche natevaik sagle majhi vaat pahat ashnar na.. te mala chhan chhan jevan denar..mi pot bharun mast jevnar...aaram karnar ani tyancha navas purna karnar. Parvati Maa: ho te sagle khup mehnat kartat tuzhya agamanasathii. pan jar tu ya veli kuthla tari shantabai sarkha gaana sikhun ala tar mi tujhyashi bolnar nahi haan. kahi tari karat ti pruthvivarchi mansaa. kadhi shantabai, kadhi ti dhinchak pooja kasli hi arth nasel tase gaane banavte tari ti mansa tila aiktat. a