2 DAYYYYSS TO GO!

The following is the conversation between gajanan deva and his mother before he was all about to embark on his mini vacation to earth.

Ganpati Baapa: aai kuthe aahes tu? tula mahity na mi challo aahe pruthvi var.... lavkar ye...mala nighaycha aahee.
Parvati Maa: arrey ganya ajun doon divas aahe baba tula pruthvi var janya saathi.. tula tya aadhi khup taiyari karaychi aahe ani lokan na pan tuzya rahaychi va jevanachi soy karaychi aahe..

Ganpati Baapa: aai, mala aaturtene pruthivivar jaycha aahe..majhe mitra, tyanche natevaik sagle majhi vaat pahat ashnar na.. te mala chhan chhan jevan denar..mi pot bharun mast jevnar...aaram karnar ani tyancha navas purna karnar.
Parvati Maa: ho te sagle khup mehnat kartat tuzhya agamanasathii. pan jar tu ya veli kuthla tari shantabai sarkha gaana sikhun ala tar mi tujhyashi bolnar nahi haan. kahi tari karat ti pruthvivarchi mansaa. kadhi shantabai, kadhi ti dhinchak pooja kasli hi arth nasel tase gaane banavte tari ti mansa tila aiktat. ani he navin kay 'maimai' aahe tyacha hi khel khup vichitra aahe.
Ganpati Baapa: aai te 'maimai' nai  'meme' aahe...majja yete..jar mi  tula pratyek divshi meme madhye tag kela tar mi tuza mitra kiva katti...
Parvati Maa:mag tu mala tag karnar meme madhye.mi aai aahe na tujhi..
Ganpati Baapa: ho aai..tikde jaun je kahi funny disel tyache photos kadhun tyat tula ani babana tag karel.

Parvati Maa: ganya tu tya fidget spinner cha nadi lagaycha nahi haa... tula mahiti aahe na to kiti dhokhadayak aahe..aplya vishnu kaka kade ek aahe tech baray..aplyala nakoy to spinner.
Ganpati Baapa: ho aai mi nai khelnar tyane bas?

Parvati Maa: ani jar tu sarahah kiva sayat var account ugadla ani mala samajla tar mi bolnar nahi tuzyashi...
Ganpati Baapa: aai sarahah, sayat sagle fake aahe tula tar mahiti aahe mi lokanchya maan ani vichar dogha hi vachu shakto...mala yanchi kay garaz?

Parvati Maa: ganya aik, tula na ya veli sagle navin note bhet madhe detil mag zar tula ashi ekhadi avadli ani tula ikde anaychi ichcha zali tari annu nako karan to modi  na khup vichitra aahe..to kadhi hi kahi hi karu shakto...aplyala varti tyachi kitkit nako re baba...te note tu sagle khalich sodun yayche...samajla?
Ganpati Baapa: aai, tya modicha tar mala hi kahi samajat nahi pan to mala tasa sukhi vatto..baika nahi re tya bicharayla..tyala mi kuthli tari ek chhan kaku gift karun yenar.

Parvati Maa: lokana khup line cha tras deu nako. bichare khup line madhe thamble hote ya varshi,paishe badlayla,atm madhye paishe kadhayla,SIM card la aadhar link karayla ani ajun kiti line madhye thambnar..devala mahit.. tu jasta linecha tras nako deu tyana...
Ganpati Baapa: done maaaa :* laddu dena aata. khup bhukh lagli aahe..
Parvati Maa: laddu vagere kahi nay bhetnar aata..te sagla pruthvivar..tasa hi tithe jaun khup khato tu...mag ata pasun doon divas upvas kar. jagga havi na tuzya potat khali khanyasathi...
Ganpati Baapa: ho mi zara ek walk gheun yeto...moooshakkk
Mooshak:prabhu!

Parvati Maa: kahi walk bik nahi!! tu kuthe tari jaun khaun yenar..
Ganpati Baapa: aaiiiiii, tula ganuvar bharosa nahi ka??
Mooshak:nahi ka…
Parvati Maa: nako re baba.he sonu song ikde nako te sagle khali jaun karaycha haannn
ganyaaa tula he sagla samajla ka?samajla ka..Khup catchy aahe te…(aahe te)mooshak,yala kahi hi khayla deu nako haa…
Ganpati Baapa:chal apan kahi fruits khaun yeu...
moshak:arrey deva!!! maa sher hai to beta savvasher haii....jau to jau kahan...YETOOOOO PRABHUUUUU

yetoy mi prabhu sobat pruthvivar tumhi taiyari chalu tevha ki....amhi lavkar yenarrr....